Friday, November 13, 2009

The Epic Battle of The Fat One and the Almonds

It happened on a quiet November morning in a quiet neighborhood. The neighbors driving past on their way to work or school were probably not aware of what was brewing. But any who walked past and listen closely might have heard the rustling in the almond trees: "The Fat One has no Ninja skills."

The foe, talking trash

Of course, the Fat One is known throughout his immediate family as having some of the best Ninja sounds in all of Provo, including a throaty "Hoaaah-Rah" and the ever-popular "Toah-Cha!" The Fat One also has a pretty scary Mad Dog face:


Knowing that, it will come as no surprise that the Fat One also handles the 3/4-inch PVC Bo staff with some degree of skill. And so it was that the challenge to his Ninja-manhood was taken up.

Pre-battle meditation.


At the ready



The Fat One, executing one fancy move, I tell you what.


The difficult ninja"pool cue" maneuver



The foe, now trembling and begging for mercy


A couple of moments of unbridled passion



The foe, vanquished utterly
And some leaves that were going to fall anyway
I mean, it's November for heaven's sake


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do


3 comments:

mommymuse said...

That was incredibly entertaining---and I'm soooooo glad you included pictures!

Steverino said...

I can always count on you to let me know I made the right decision!

mommymuse said...

Or the wrong one. I'll let you know those, too. ;)