Honest, There's a Simple Explanation

Disclaimer:Some of the images on this post may be disturbing to some viewers.

OK, it is true that the casual visitor to our front door may encounter some bird feathers on the welcome mat. Or sometimes, something worse than feathers. Sometimes there might be some blood, or even a few spare parts.

Random Bird Parts

I know it looks like the results of ritual sacrifice, some kind of Voodoo thing. But really, there's a simple explanation.

It's a cat. Really. It likes to catch birds and eat them on the front porch. Honest. The fact that it is a three-legged black cat should not prejudice the case. No Voodoo.

The Offending Cat, Bathing After a Feast

Now it is also true that the casual observer might find in our downstairs shower a suspicious red stain, something out of Bones or NCIS. But I assure you, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation.


Tie-dye. Really. Em tie-dyed her shoes in the shower. That's it. Nothing to see, here, people. Move along.

Although to be honest, I think just to be safe, Erynn would like to have Booth come visit our house and investigate it. Sort of check it out.

Agent Seeley Booth.

Just to be safe, you understand.