What Can Brown Do for You?

I really can't answer for you. But I can tell you what it does for me.

1. Gives me both a reason and a means of getting up in the morning.




2. Gets my heart rate in my "training zone" while I'm still sitting at my desk.



3. Connects me to my great grandfather Nephi, who loved Coca Cola.



4. Helps me survive Sundays, sometimes even without a headache.



That's what brown does for me. And I say, "God bless it."

PS. Also Mountain Dew.