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The Man Pedicure

Step One: Wax.

Step Two: Find a basin for presoaking

Step Three: Fill basin and soak feet.

Step Four: Buff away hardened, calloused skin. This may take several attempts.

Step Five: Moisturize.

Step Six: Cuticle removal.

Step Seven: Trim the toenails.

Step Eight: Select polish color. Note the industrial size container; enough for
Elder's Quorum Spa Night.

Step Nine: Apply color.

Step Ten: Apply top coat (that means "sealant" in guy talk).

Step Eleven: Dry.


If, after completing the pedicure, your feet are not as baby-bum soft as you wish, you can try the super strength callous remover:

Although this should only be done by trained professionals, as the risks of using such equipment at home are well-documented.